Rent-A-Thug Christmas Special 2009
Friday — December 25th, 2009

Rent-A-Thug Christmas Special 2009

Merry Christmas, folks! With only five minutes to spare.

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Oilers Rambling

Hockey season is approaching, and I’m impatiently awaiting it, so it’s rambling time. The only big free agent splash the Oilers made was the signing of goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin to replace Dwayne Roloson, who departed for the New York Islanders (and, in my estimation, will usurp the starting job from Rick DiPietro and Martin Biron in relatively short order). Strangely, the Khabibulin signing has managed to make it’s way onto most of the top 5/10 worst UFA signings lists. I honestly don’t understand what thought processes that would lead a writer to believe that signing Khabibulin was a bad move, let alone a move worse than the gross overpayments of goons Colton Orr and Donald Brashear or Glen Sather’s moves in New York. The most commonly cited logic is that Khabibulin will be 40 years old when his 4 year deal ends, but I don’t really see that as a problem. He’s younger than Roloson, and is taking a pay cut of almost 50% to play for the Oil. He also has a Stanley Cup Championship on his resume (won with the Tampa Bay Lightning in 2004). Coming off of one of his best regular season performances, as well as a run to the Western Conference Finals with the Chicago Blackhawks, I can’t think of a better candidate from this years UFA crop to backstop the Oilers. I also think that having the ‘Bulin Wall mentoring youngster Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers will be nothing but good for his development. The only reasoning that makes any sense to me as to why some hockey pundits seem to hate this signing is that they either dislike Khabibulin or the Oilers, because there are plenty of legitimately bad signings to pick on this year.

Other than the ‘Bulin Wall being installed as the starting backstop, the Oilers roster is looking pretty similar to last year’s crop. Kyle Brodziak was shipped to Minnesota, so there’s an opening at the fourth line centre position, but unless the Oil’s new coaching combo of Pat Quinn and Tom Renney decide to shake things up at training camp it looks like most of the positions are pretty clearly assigned.

The top line will likely remain Dustin Penner/Shawn Horcoff/Ales Hemsky. I’m really hoping that Quinn and Renney can somehow get Penner back to the level he was playing at a few years ago, or the Oilers manage to unload him on somebody else. Horcoff had an offensive explosion before his injury in ’07-’08, and couldn’t match those numbers last year. Unfortunately for Horcoff, he was expected to be a point-a-game producer while simultaneously shutting down the opposing top line, taking pretty much every important face-off, and playing both special teams units. The addition of a defensive centre would really help Horcoff’s offensive game, I think, especially since it would take a lot of the faceoffs and penalty killing time away. Blair Betts and Radek Bonk are both available, if I recall correctly. Either of them could fit the bill rather nicely, if they can be acquired. Ales Hemsky is continuing to improve as a shooter, potting a career-high 23 goals last season. He’ll need to continue producing this year, and I have no reason to believe that he won’t.

The second line of Robert Nilsson/Sam Gagner/Patrick O’Sullivan is a question mark to me. Nilsson has flashes of offensive brilliance, but more often he’s just kind of there. Gagner stumbled early last year, but by the end of the season he’d managed to top the number of goals he scored in his stellar rookie year, and hopefully he’ll break the 20 goal mark this year. I haven’t seen enough of O’Sullivan to really have a read on him yet. He can reportedly play all three forward positions, and he’s a good penalty killer with some shootout skills, so hopefully the Oil’s second line will manage more offensive pop than they had last year. Andrew Cogliano really should be a second-liner, in my estimate. Perhaps teaching him to play the wing would improve his game?

Okay, so I’ve been writing this for like an hour and a half, off and on. I think that’s enough for tonight, especially considering that maybe 3 of your are actually going to read this. I’ve still got the third and fourth lines that I want to talk a bit about, as well as the defensive corps.

Update Schedule Reminder

Hey folks, just a reminder that updates are now scheduled for Tuesdays and Fridays. So no update tonight, as there is dodgeball to be played.

Hockey Rambling

Yep, haven’t rambled about hockey for a while, and with the Stanley Cup Final tomorrow night this seems like as good a time as any. Also, I just upgraded to a new version of WordPress and want to test it out.

As at least some of you are already aware, I’ve been working on a comic about mutants playing hockey in post-apocalyptic Canada called Hockeypocalypse. Since getting out of school in late April  I’ve been doing a ridiculous amount of work on it. There are six pages already posted on this site (here). As of this writing, there are twenty-two completed pages sitting in a file folder next to my drawing desk. I’ve got two more pages to go until I’ve finished the first of three “periods” (chapters. For those who don’t get it, hockey is played in three periods, which coincides nicely with the three act structure). After that I’m going to draw the four page prologue (“Morning Skate”) before starting work on the second period (which I’ve almost finished the script for). Hopefully you guys will be able to see the whole thing later this year (or early next year, perhaps. There are gears in motion!)

Detroit and Pittsburgh are playing in the Stanley Cup Finals tomorrow, although at this point I’m more interested in the draft on June 25th and what the Oilers will do then. Dany Heatley wants to leave the Ottawa Senators, and apparently Oiler GM is looking into acquiring him. Reportedly the Oil would need to give up a top four defenceman (probably Tom Gilbert, to make salary cap room) and a top six forward (ideally Dustin Penner or Robert Nilsson). I don’t know if Heatley could solve the Oilers’ offensive woes from last season, but seeing as he’s scored more than 50 goals in each of the past two seasons while part of a weak Sens team I’m pretty sure he could add some punch to an offence that only had two players score more than twenty goals. There’s also a rumour floating around (which the Edmonton Journal’s hockey writers seem particularly fond of) that the Minnesota Wild are trying to deal goaltender Josh Harding to the Oilers in exchange for a forward (probably Patrick O’Sullivan, who they drafted a few years ago). That deal makes a lot of sense if Dwayne Roloson isn’t resigned, but I think ol’ Roli still has enough fire in him to last until Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers is ready to take the starting goalie job.

Guerillas

Another new illustration. This one was inspired by the Brahm Revel’s Image comics miniseries Guerillas. It’s in the Illustrations gallery.

Guerillas

New Illustration: Unknown Soldier

I posted a new illustration on Tuesday. To go along with the blog I wrote about the new Unknown Soldier series, here’s an illustration. Click for big-ness.

The Unknown Soldier