Rent-A-Thug #143 – Rules For Criminal Success #13
June 27th, 2008

Rent-A-Thug #143 – Rules For Criminal Success #13

I can’t remember when I came up with this joke, but I’ve been waiting to do it for a while. I don’t really have an anecdote about it, it was just fun to finally get it down on paper. And then onto your screens through this whole “internet” thing.

Mixed Martial Arts is sort of a big deal in the sports world now, and even has a channel dedicated to it (the Fight Network). What does this have to do with Rent-A-Thug? Well I’m watching the Maximum Fighting Championship, which is based in Alberta. Also based in Alberta (Edmonton, specifically) is fighter and Rent-A-Thug hat owner Ryan Ford, who knocked the bejeezus out of some dude from Calgary on tonight’s show. What’s the moral of the story? 100% of MMA fighters that own a Rent-A-Thug hat have won their debut fight by knockout. My domination fo the world has begun (insert evil laughter).

Thanks for reading! Have a good weekend and I’ll see you on Monday!

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